PUNCH THE CLOCK SHOW Bulldog 103-7 Athens, GA

DUDE @ WAL-MART WANTS REAR NAKED CHOKE

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 09:01:00 +0000

This is the kind of story that makes it unnecessary for us to have writers... solid.

RICHARD LEWIS

Mon, 15 Dec 2008 10:21:00 +0000

Comedy neurosis has been the career path for this cat, a giant in my opinion & we were lucky enough the snag him for a few. Enjoy this piece then go rent "Robin Hood: Men in Tights" and the "Anything But Love" box set.

Panda Names

Tue, 09 Dec 2008 09:38:00 +0000

Man, do I have a problem with Pandas! Can we not just get ONE of them named "Ping Pong"?!?! It's a great name and it's fun for kids to scream out while at the zoo.... "Hi, Ping Pong!"... "Look over here, Ping Pong!" ..."Is that POOP, Ping Pong?"

It happened AGAIN!

Tue, 09 Dec 2008 09:31:00 +0000

I can't help it. It just happens over & over... everywhere I turn, it's nude male ass here or inadvertently televised man meat there... can I just see a jug or 2 now & again?

Christmas Party Food

Tue, 09 Dec 2008 09:11:00 +0000

Even in the most suffocating of economic times, our company has always gone somewhere for a holiday shindig. This year, we hit rock bottom as the party will be in our conference room with food provided by each other... good luck with that! Happy Holidays, Co-Worker! Hope ya like explosive diarrhea!

THE Parade Story

Tue, 09 Dec 2008 08:57:00 +0000

So it really happened.... we were invited to be a part of the Christmas Parade! Not just "part", but THE part that pulls Santa's float..... pressure. There was an altercation between our promo guy & Santa, a lot of feces and an assumption of bozieness... enjoy!

MARY STEENBURGEN

Tue, 09 Dec 2008 08:46:00 +0000

Oh, you've seen her in SOMETHING... She's got a freakin' OSCAR. She's got Ted Danson. Bill Clinton gave her away at her wedding. She's got a new flick called "Nobel Son". And now she's on THIS show! Sweet!

Parade Manifesto

Tue, 09 Dec 2008 08:37:00 +0000

The Athens Christmas Parade has been on a decade-long quest to keep us out of their party. This list of requirements makes us wonder why we ever wanted to be a part of any of it.

Evs La-Z-Couch

Tue, 09 Dec 2008 08:30:00 +0000

Evan would prefer that you stay out of his home. But here's a lil' window into his palace....

50 Cent on the Economy & Prostitute Raffle

Tue, 09 Dec 2008 08:17:00 +0000

enjoy the creamy center!

FARKTACULAR

Tue, 09 Dec 2008 08:07:00 +0000

We've had Drew, founder of fark.com, on this show a couple of times and he was a delight. We were made aware of some bloggers who (after his 1st appearance in this show that he publicized on his web site) took it upon themselves to geek it up cuz we were listed as Athens/Atlanta.... Oooooooh, the controversy of regions! Assbags.

Don't Bite A Panda

Tue, 09 Dec 2008 07:11:00 +0000

Pandas are quite a mixed bag... cute, seemingly cuddly, lethargic, vegetarians... but man, look out cuz they thirst for the flavor of human meat and they'll rip the skin off your face to get to it! Warning....word.

DIEDRICH BADER

Tue, 09 Dec 2008 06:34:00 +0000

THIS guy is in everything... Office Space, Napoleon Dynamite, Balls of Fury, Reno 911!, Drew Carrey Show and voices in damn near every animated movie & show in recent memory, from BOLT & SURF'S UP to what he's pimpin', the new Batman cartoon. He's a very funny cat & we loved talkin' with him.... you'll like it too!

Space Pee, Too!

Tue, 09 Dec 2008 06:13:00 +0000

And the chaser... life in that International Space Station must be a real gas, man.

NASA & Sippin' Pee in Space

Tue, 09 Dec 2008 06:03:00 +0000

NASA needs to cut it out. It ain't working. Do you know how much it costs to launch one of those birds? A LOT! And if they have to scrub or push a launch back days, weeks... millions! So what's the point, really, right? Well, I think I just found one... space pee cocktail.

Fox On the Run

Tue, 09 Dec 2008 05:50:00 +0000

So the band SWEET, who enjoyed more than a lil' success in the 70s & 80s with tunes like "Love Is Like Oxygen" and "Ballroom Blitz", had this tune called "Fox On the Run" that was my fave song for several years. I still have the 45 and am not selling it, so don't even try me, bro!

DAPHNE ZUNIGA

Wed, 05 Nov 2008 10:13:00 +0000

Daph, as I now call her, is pimpin a Western on the Hallmark channel so we rap about that. I also tell her that she was the focus of my post-teen lust in "The Sure Thing" and not Nicolette Sheridan... she took it well.... or blew it off, whatever. Melrose Place, Spaceballs, and more, she was a delight so check it out!

STEAM

Wed, 05 Nov 2008 10:06:00 +0000

We have to do news twice an hour. Some days it's just fuckin' painful 'cuz there's nothing but city commission meetings, maybe a highway fatality, and some kind of bullshit about the drought.... who cares, right? But occasionally we stumble into a stream of good, and here is one that produces a call from one of our favored sons, Rooster Man!!!

Stuck in the Hamptons

Wed, 05 Nov 2008 09:56:00 +0000

Man of the cloth, vegetable, emergency room..... GO!

The Return of ROB RIGGLE!

Wed, 05 Nov 2008 09:46:00 +0000

Man, we loves us some Rob Riggle! Oh sure, he seems so "button-suited-dry-wit-cat" on The Daily Show but get this guy a phone & a morning radio platform and he'll cut loose! This is the REAL version of the interview with Rob's potty mouth in tact, so enjoy!

Scamming the Oldies

Mon, 20 Oct 2008 10:58:00 +0000

Richard Simmons never tried this technique (or DID he?) but old people are often fun and enjoyable to be around in certain specific scenarios...

Namin' Yer Youngins

Mon, 20 Oct 2008 10:25:00 +0000

Well, there's no accounting for sense when it comes to naming a baby. It could be a name that came to you in a dream, one that is handed down in the family, an awesome electronic product you bought, who knows?!?! But this idea may be a lil'wrong. Then there's the monogrammed towel buisness...

JEFF ROSS RETURNS!

Mon, 20 Oct 2008 10:02:00 +0000

The Ross is back and has himself a new CD/DVD combo of his Comedy Central special "No Offense: Live from New Jersey" in stores. We rap about that and his time on the most popular show on TV (save "American Idol"), DANCING WITH THE STARS where he got poked in the eye & had to shake it with just the one good peeper, etc.... Damn funny cat and SO freakin' nice.... to us!

The Bear

Mon, 20 Oct 2008 10:01:00 +0000

Imagine our shock as we were preparing to say foul things about the Alabama football team and fans when the phone rings and it's THE BEAR!!! Damn, I thought he was dead (and maybe he is) but this old codger has some tips for success and wants to share them with them modern world. So put on your houndstooth hat, dig a hole in the soil, squat down and take notes, bitches!

Why are YOU so hot?

Mon, 20 Oct 2008 09:41:00 +0000

Guys (and some girls) like to think they've got a read on what drives the other sex WILD. Sometimes it's a tender touch, sometimes a poem, sometimes an act of charity.... or maybe just a bangin' pick-up line. This one makes ya think, so props to the drunk dude who uttered it.

BUCKCHERRY

Tue, 16 Sep 2008 11:38:00 +0000

The new "Black Butterfly" disc is out & Josh and Keith jumped on the air with us to get the word out. These guys were very cool as we cover music, football, boxing, tours, free-time distractions, etc... If you haven't heard the new record, you've made a grave error in judgement. Do it NOW.... well, after you listen to the interview, that is!

JOEY PANTS

Tue, 16 Sep 2008 11:23:00 +0000

THIS cat is the real deal! Risky Business was the launch point but take the Ralphie story arc out of those 2 years of SOPRANOS and you got a happy-go-lucky Tony without a care... and what the hell kinda show would that be? I LOVED him in MIDNIGHT RUN & many other roles, so let's hear what Mr. Joe Pantoliano has to say!

....and it soared majestically just before....

Fri, 12 Sep 2008 09:52:00 +0000

Those Air Hogs brand flying machines are wicked! This toy has some massive power and showed it just before the bitter end. I hope I can get another.

Soap n' Vaseline

Thu, 11 Sep 2008 10:02:00 +0000

I really wanted to find a delightful stinkin' soap to enjoy during my all-too-rare showers. I was forced by lack of selection to choose this twisted product which I am afraid to use. If my skin rejects it, I'm suing!

Remedies

Fri, 12 Sep 2008 10:06:00 +0000

Experts will tell you things. Non-experts will tell you things. We tell you things about both of those groups. Then you choose what parts will be best for you own self-help. It's a win-win-win-win.... I think.